A New Government Acronym
When I'm Not Feeling Great, My Mind Goes to Interesting Places
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Over the holiday break, I again—stop the presses—felt lousy. Not only did I have a few migraines (took a couple of triptans), but my multiple sclerosis fatigue also joined us. Chicago’s temperature dropped below freezing, and my body never reacts well to extreme temperature on either end of the thermostat.
Just like when the independent, profane and fabulous Samantha Jones had the flu on a Sex and the City episode, my mind goes to sad and negative places when I feel terrible. Yet not everything becomes dark. On more than one occasion, I also become inspired. Case in point, Sunday night.
Politicians and “thought leaders” on both sides of the political spectrum clutched their pearls after President Joe Biden pardoned his son Hunter to legally protect him from the guaranteed MAGA-Nazi sadistic retaliation after convicted felon and adjudicated rapist Inmate Number P01135809 becomes President next month. Once Molly Jong-Fast told NBC she needed to “process” the news of Biden’s pardon, I started thinking of a new acronym for the MAGA-Nazi government office that wants to fulfill Project 2025’s plan to gut non-partisan civil servants from the federal government.
No surprise that this new government office is headed by two feeble men with smug and bratty faces who have never worked for the federal government or in state or local governments. These defective derps have no clue how the government functions.
Name of this new department that will add to the wasteful bureaucracy they want to eliminate? The Department of Government Efficiency also known as DOGE. All this new department does outside of its evil plans is showcase the inability of MAGA-Nazis to comprehend irony. Wait. It also does something else and something much more vital. It proves the dire need for arts and humanities in U.S. schools.
Yes. The acronym is DOGE as in the scammy Dogecoin cryptocurrency Hair Plug Hitler kept advertising on Twitter before he turned it into a MAGA-Nazi social media pandemonium now gasping for breath.
As I reclined on my couch drinking a blueberry Pom Wonderful in hopes it would ease my autoimmune fatigue, I thought DOUCHE would be a more accurate acronym—Department of Unqualified Creepy Heinous Egotists. Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders could be their first bootlicking employee though Sanders is not the first person with a national platform to obey in advance to MAGA-Nazis.
That’s it. That’s today’s post.
Off to enjoy another healthy drink and snack and rest some more.
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